tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
The awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer... →
lulz-time: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Ohhh hell yes….
I embarrass myself daily in front of everyone. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: In public I’m just like: But then I get home and in bed I actually think about what I did: And then I realize: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
5boys-1love: if there’s any ghosts in my house i welcome your company Come out come out wherever you are! :p
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lolsofunny: STORY OF MY LIFE!!
Teacher: Where's your book?! →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Student: At home. Teacher: And what’s it doing there?! Student: Obviously, having more fun than me. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard Me at seminars
phiLOLZophy: What I Say Versus What Guys Hear →
philolzophy: I say: Hey, What’s up? Guys hear: I’m in love with you please give me babiezzzzzzz I say: OMG I got in an awful fight with my mom and I felt really bummed out so I went to get pedicures with Liz and then we got happy hour at that new place with the awesome patio and it made me feel a lot… True dat