May 2012
149 posts
Friend: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Me: Because I'm a hot pot of rice who don't need no side dish.
HOLY CRAP IM DYING!!! LOL!!!
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When I'm losing an argument →
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When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of...
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
LIE COMPLETELY STILL DON’T MOVE OR YOU WILL DIE.
Everybody in my house is asleep.. and then there's...
then everyone in the morning is awake…and then there’s me
Pretty much lol
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.